A blond decided she wanted to go ice fishing. She read books and studied the... ...subject and then went out and? bought all the equipment and gear she would need. Near her house there was a frozen pond, she went and set up all her gear at the edge of the pond and was preparing to cut a hole in the ice when a voice from above said "There's no fish there." She gather all her gear and moved to the center of the pond and set everything up again and started to cut a hole in the ice when the voice said "There's no fish there." She moved down to the other end of the pond and set everything up again and was preparing to cut a hole in the ice when the voice said "There's no fish there." The blond looked around and said "Is that God" and the voice said... |