If you went fishing and caught a talking carp, would make it your best...

[ßunny Savior]

...friend...or deep fry it and eat it!!!? You could could talk to it about your day and it would respond with "I Love You" and "Everything will be alright"...
*Crickets Chirping*

[?xo Vamp Kissy xo?]

yes..I would never eat my talking carp..

I need someone to talk to about my day..and tell me those comfy things..and then I would marry it, and make sweet carp luv to it every night.

[?meet my zombie rob]

no murder! no murder!

let the carp free!

[Laibach]

we would be friends. Then I would try to persuade it let me "exploit" his magical talking abilities by displaying him/her as a spectacle to make money. I would then reward the talking fish with awesome fish food and fish tank accomodations.

Everyone wins.

[Nia]

Ask it if how sea-life is, then deep fry it and eat it.

[Futility Knife]

Carp are nasty bottom feeders. Make it something tasty like a salmon and then I would have a hard time deciding...

[I Heart Rainy Days]

That kinda falls in line with eating a Mermaid.

Would that be cannibalism?

Or just eating fish?

Toughie....

~Shae

[Pretzel Heart]

It'd be my new best friend! I always need someone to tell me "everything will be all right." So lame :'(

[lok_n2_my_iz]

Fry It! Fry It! Cruxi~FRY~IT!!!

[Xx.ZoE.xX]

fishing is yucky...but we would be friends!