Ice Fishing...Blond joke.?

[phlflyers1]

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and finally after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice, when suddenly. from the sky, a voice boomed:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut another hole. Again, from the heaven, the voice bellowed:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved away to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut a hole.

The voice came once more:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

At this, she stopped and look skyward. "Is that you, Lord?" she asked.

"No", replied the voice, "This is the Ice-Rink Manager!"

[BRITT™]

ehhh its a little funny

[JustWant2B]

Love it!!!!!!! did you hear the one about the blonde who was told by her dad to follow a snowplow home if she was caught in a storm? The driver stops and goes to her car to ask if she is OK after she keeps circling around the parking lot behind him . Finally the driver gets out and says well I am through with the Walmart parking lot Miss if you want to follow me to the next one.....

BTW, nothing wrong with blonde jokes because we all have our blonde moments...just call me blondie..:P

[Supertails]

Hehehe, I love blonde jokes. I don't think blondes are like that, but they're funny.